Doomlazer is the funniest person I know. Well, he was until I escaped from the room where he kept me prisoner since birth.
Going to watch the new episode of Bunheads. Feels like its season two of this show but idk, Rory hasn’t fucked Dean yet, I hope. Honestly, I haven’t watched Bunheads since last year. When it’s first episode first came out my dick got all wet because I was like, anything Amy Sherman-Palidino does has to be pure gold because they talk fast and there is hot girls all up in here. Then I got bored because it wasn’t Gilmore Girls. Did you know the daughter and mother in Gilmore Girls actually have the same first name? Yeah, that’s true. Rory is a fucking nickname for Lorelai so they are both just called mermaid.
Anyway about Bunheads, the one girl is kinda hot, but she is a bitch and I think she is rich or something. There is another girl who is fat and still pretty, but her big bones won’t let her be a good ballerina. Also, Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off dies in like the second episode.
Now that I’ve established some context lets go ahead and start watching the new episode. Full disclosure: I’m watching this while super high on weed. JK, I haven’t smoked pot in months. I don’t know why I said that.
First off, I turned the volume way up. Much louder than I usually watch TV because I’m reviewing this episode so fuck all neighbors.
The TiVo recorded some of the previous show on ABC Family – ABC Family is my new kind of family. Sometimes I think I have some sort of mummy’s curse because I’m forced to watch ABC Family all the time – the show before this was about hot deaf girls or something, idk I didn’t watch it.
Oh good, they are going to do one of those ‘previously on’ numbers so we can all get caught up. Hold on though because I’m going to go buy some eCigs and get super fucking drunk before I watch anymore of this show. Then I’ll catch you up on what’s been happening on Bunheads and finish reviewing the new episode.
Hey, wtf? Was that Paris from Gilmore Girls?
I have no idea what has previously happened on Bunheads after watching that shit. Honestly, it kinda just made me think this show just sucks. I was probably right for not watching this show. Like who is even hot in this show? The one girl, I guess but not that much and there is no good love interest.
I accidentally paused and exited out of this TiVo recording and saw that I recorded Fools Gold recently. That movie stars Matthew McCongehey and KATE HUDSON! I could be watching Fools Gold right now! Did you know Kate Hudson is pretty? She’s not actually Kurt Russell’s daughter but I like to think she got a lot of handsome from him. I’m not gay, but I’d probably fuck Kurt Russell. Sorry for using the gay term.
Ok, back to this boring show. I watched another three mins and I’m so bored of this fast talking Amy Sherman-Palidino shit. There is no Luke or Kirk or IM EVEN MISSING DEAN AT THIS POINT! I hope this gets better because I want to krill myself.
I literally wish I was dead. Like, there’s some girls in skimpy costumes, but there is no reason any man would want to watch this dumb show. It’s so dumb. Mathew McConefhey and Kate Hudson aren’t falling in love.
Hate to say it but Kate Hudson – that commercial you did was dumb.
I watched three more seconds and it was terrible. Do not bother watching the new season of Bunheads, it’s totally stupid.
Amy Sherman-Palidino, I can’t hear words that fast. Slow down, take it easy, also why did Dean fuck Rory? You jerk! She loved what’s his face. I stopped watching after that because Dean is gay!
Sorry for using the gay term again.
Like, girls in spandex bikinis are cool, but this plot line sucks. Have you ever seen Snake Pliskin’s Escape From New York? HE LANDED A PLANE ON THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!
I want to murder my neighbors, that’s true. No joke.
I honestly think this show is so dumb. Why would anyone watch it? Some of the ballet girls are in a bar right now I think. They are complaining about the food. Oh shut up, I don’t know who this guy is but it’s so gay/boring. Sorry for using the boring term.
“I am literally 5 mins into this Bunheads show and I really REALLY want to krill myself” – Albert Whale
Hey, why is that one girl kissing that guy? I like this show. It’s so dumb.
Am I capable of love?
Some fag tipped a guy to go away. That’s gay. Smash my fucking brains in. I totally like the bikinis these girls are wearing. Yikes. If it wasn’t for the night. Some of these girls just said surfing is boring. No, you’re boring. What?
I want to watch Fool’s Gold so much. I wish I was dead.
I’m literally so bored of being alive. I wish I was dead, can’t finish watching Bunheads or anything. Going to watch Hitch, or Fool’s Gold. Whatevz.
Bunhead likes this weird rich dude or something.
Doomlazer died on the way back to his home planet. He is a porpoise. He’s REALLY big on twitter.